What Can Brown Do For Me?
Well, for starters, brown could deliver packages to my apartment when I'm sitting in it. When I was working at Scott Meredith a long long time ago, I used to think UPS was the most wonderful thing in the world. Vinnie the driver would cheerfully come by day in and day out bearing packages and it seemed to be the model of efficiency. Working out of my home office, I have generally come to loathe and detest UPS. Today I was expecting a new toner cartridge for my photocopier. UPS says they couldn't deliver it at 3:36 PM because nobody was around. The only thing is, I was sitting at my desk at 3:36 PM. So why don't I have my package? I don't even have an InfoNotice that should have been lurking in the lobby. And this is not the first time this has happened. Phantom delivery attempts are a frequent occurence. This is the second package this year with a phantom delivery attempt. In December, UPS managed to deliver my new kitchen faucet to somebody else somewhere else ...